10 Signs You Could Be a Daddy Doofus

August 26, 2011, By Steve Kissing 2 comments

Steve Kissing

Often daddy doofuses don’t know they’re being a doofus, particularly when they are also hard-working, involved dads who get a little harried and distracted now and then. So, as a public service to dads who are, on occasion, unwitting doofuses⎯and let’s be honest: we all have a little doofus in us⎯here are some behaviors you want to avoid. And, by all means, please add to the list in the reader comments below.

A Daddy Doofus…

1. Insists his kid should play every inning. No matter how certain you are that your eight-year-old is headed to the majors, let other kids have a chance, too. Who knows—one of them could end up owning the team your kid plays for.
2. Calls his kid “stupid,” “dumb,” etc. in front of others. In these cases, the only moron is the one talking. Enough said.
3. Behaves like a male chauvinist. Don’t get your panties in a bunch, but here’s a news flash: women are equal⎯at least⎯to men. Degrading women only broadcasts your deep-seated insecurities.
4. Implies his kid is superior in front of other parents. No matter how brilliant or exceptional your kid may be, never, ever rub it in. If your kid is that good, the other parents know it. Besides, more than a few exceptional kids have gone on to become exceptional failures.
5. Claims bullying is just “kids being kids.” Bullies suck. No amount of excuse-making changes that. If your kid is a bully, admit it and get him or her some counseling.
6. Never drives the carpool to the games, movies or other outings. No one enjoys being the driver, at least not all the time. So do your share. If your job or other circumstances prevent it, at least chip in some gas money.
7. Stands and shouts during entire ballgames. We’re glad you're enthused, but, please, sit your butt down so others can see. And give your mouth⎯and our ears⎯a rest.
8. Gets a buzz on at kiddie birthday parties. If there’s ever a time to show some restraint, a kid’s birthday party is it. Leave the immature antics to the clown.
9. Bad mouths his ex-wife in front of his kids. Maybe your ex really is the devil incarnate, but that’s still no excuse to trash her in front of your kids. If you have nothing good to say about her, well, you know the rest.
10. Lives vicariously through his kid’s achievements. We expect you to be proud of your kid’s success in school, in sports, in whatever. But make sure there’s more to your life than someone else’s. Perhaps you can pick up stamp collecting.