4 Items Every Guy Needs in His Nightstand

4 Items Every Guy Needs in His Nightstand

You might think of a nightstand as somewhere to throw all your stuff when you walk into your room. Or maybe it’s only occupant is an alarm clock you haven't used since you bought your smart phone.

Regardless, your nightstand can be a lifesaver, and if you’ve got certain items by you at all hours, it can make your nights a lot less stressful.

When shopping for a nightstand, avoid anything makeshift. Don’t use one of those three-drawer plastic units or a miniature refrigerator—those don’t count (and ladies notice, big time, especially when it doesn’t match). Pick a decent-looking piece, like one from IKEA or Target.

Medicine

In your nightstand, keep a first aid kit with a few bandaids, anti-itch cream, Advil/Tylenol, cough medicine, a decongestant and Kleenex (even the miniature packages will suffice). When you wake up in the middle of the night with a pounding headache, an unstoppable itch or a hacking cough, the last thing you want to do is get out of bed. And with every cough, that medicine cabinet in the bathroom gets farther and farther away.

Keep everything in a drawer if you’ve got one or in a small plastic box on the shelving. And although we know you’d go to all lengths to help your lady friend or wife, having something right at your disposal will make you a hero.

Water

OK, it sounds dumb. But it’s definitely not. For all of those times you’ve woken up in the middle of the night coughing or broken out in a sweat but not wanted to get out of bed, having a couple bottles of water stored next to you will make all the difference. 

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Comments (54):

Eric G. You are all correct about the gun compensating for something. I'm compensating for the fact that I can't throw a rock at 1500 feet per second, and that I will likely not out-fight 2 or 3 guys that want to take my stuff, rape my wife, and leave me and my two year old son dead (yes, with a toddler in the house it's stored safely). I'm compensating for the fact that harsh words don't have much stopping power. It's not the odds that concern me, it's the stakes. I will probably never need it, but if I do, nothing else will work as well. Nick, if you call the cops when you hear the door get smashed, would you ask them to leave their weapons in the patrol car and just bring a bat? Of course not. I hope I never need to use a weapon to defend myself, but if I do, I want it to be as effective as possible. Morgan, you're projecting. Might want to either look into your own issues, or actually talk to a gun owner at some point. I know lots of avid shooters, and none of them fit that description. Same question to you. What would you do if you heard the front door being smashed in? Call the cops? Would you have them leave their weapons in the car? Not a rhetorical question. If you read this, I'm curious to actually know. I don't live in fear of a house fire, but I do have a smoke alarm and keep a fire extinguisher in the house (and one in the car). I don't live in fear of a car accident, but I do wear my seat belt and have auto insurance. I don't live in fear of getting cancer, but I do have health insurance. I don't live in fear of home invasion/robbery, but I do lock my doors, have a dog, and keep a gun ready to use if the need should arise. I sincerely hope it never does. -Eric - 11/02/2011
Nick S. 1. Condoms. 2. Lube. Thats all that is really in my night stand. I also have water for bed every night (hate to have a dry mouth, or a fishy taste all night). I have a lamp, but I had to wonder how she fit hers IN the nightstand. If we are counting things ON the nightstand then add a cell phone, alarm clock, and watch (always forget to take it off before bed). Also, for everyone with a handgun, do you live in a ghetto? A good ole Louisville Slugger is fine for me. - 11/01/2011
Denis F. Sorry but the gun goes under the pillow, in your hand. Also keep a dim light on in the hall. It makes for a nice target silhouette. - 10/30/2011
Don S. ShawnP. that statistic has been discredited so many times, I won't bother. It started out at 11 times. It's ridiculous. Try reading from other sources besides the Brady Campaign. Anyone who can get to my night stand without waking me up might as well not bother shooting me. I'm prolly dead by then. The front door opening is enough. My meds are where they belong. In the cabinet away from my great grandchildren. If I can't get up and get an ibuprofen, I need a nurse. Same thing for water. I have a lamp, but I don't read in bed. Bed is for sleeping. And recreation with your wife. - 10/29/2011

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